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Treat for Vexed

Title: Sam’s Guilty Pleasure
Author: kira
Word Count: 819
Main Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester
Secondary Characters: Jakotsu and Shippou from Inuyasha
Summary: Sam is supposed to be looking for information, but he’s doing some pleasure reading instead, or at least trying to…
Author’s Note: Thanks to my beta Kat for pinking this for me. Also “Fortune Nookie” belongs to Eric Kripke, same as Sam & Dean.



Jakotsu picked up the little kit and held him close. “There, there now…” he murmured softly. “It can’t be that bad, can it?”

Shippou shook his head as he sniffed back his tears. That stupid Inuyasha had stolen all of Kagome’s candy and he had nothing to gift his pretty Butterfly with. That realization brought on a fresh round of tears…


“Find anything good, Sammy?” Dean said as he handed his brother a beer.

Sam, startled by his brother’s “sudden” appearance, quickly minimized the window and closed his laptop. “Uh, no, just usual stuff about kitsune. I’ll keep looking though.” He opened the beer and drank. That was close… he thought. He knew if Dean caught him reading fanfiction again when he was supposed to be gathering information for a case, he would never hear the end of it. It took him weeks of hunting down pirated porn for Dean to get off his case for reading a really good, in his humble opinion, MPREG-fic.

“So, care to share, Sammy boy?” Dean grinned.

“Well, uh…” Sam tried to think of some plausible excuse for not sharing, but his brain just went on tilt.

Dean laughed. “You’re watching porn, aren’t you?” he smirked.

“Uh…” Sam kept one hand on his laptop while he sipped his beer and tried not to blush.

“You found my guilty pleasures bookmarks! Which site are you perusing?” Dear leered. “Busty Asian Beauties Online? Fortune Nookie? Naughty Nurses? Co-ed Cuties? You should see that one blonde freshman. Damn, if she isn’t hot! Makes me want to be an astrophysicist when I grow up.” He winked salaciously at his brother. “So which one is it?”

“None of those Dean.”

“Okay…” Dean actually looked impressed. “So you found a new porn site, hunh? What’re the girls like?”

Sam sighed. “I don’t know, Dean, I’m not watching porn.”

“Yeah? You reading it?” Dean grinned. “Figures a smarty pants like you would read porn, instead of watching it! So is it girl on girl action or what?”

“It’s two walking undead mercenaries and a little kitsune. The two undead guys are lovers and the kit is in love with the one, who likes to cross-dress. He kind of thinks of him as his mother-slash-potential lover.”

Dean made a face. “That’s…” he said, drawing the word out, “bizarre and not in the good way that zombie porn could be.”

“It’s actually better than some of the crap they make up about us, thanks to Chuck’s books.”

“But two guys, man.” Dean looked at his brother. “That thing that happened… you know, Jess’ death, that didn’t, you know, make you switch teams…?”

Sam sighed again. “No, Dean, Jess’ passing didn’t turn me gay. That case we did at that all girls’ school got me interested in fanfiction, after talking to some of the girls. And when I had originally looked up information on kitsune, these two authors and their stories came up in the search. So I started reading them and they weren’t bad. They’re cute and funny and I like them. It’s just harmless fluff.” Sam opened his laptop. “Even the MPREG the one author writes about. Which is about this shape-shifting family. They’re cursed and when they get hugged by a member of the opposite sex, they turn into their Chinese zodiac animal, including one that’s a cat from the original story. He’s usually the pregnant one.”

“Sammy, you know I’m not interested in this, right?”

“Yeah well, you asked what I was doing, so I told you. And Dean, there’s several book on Japanese lore that mention kitsune in the library.”

“And?”

“And I kind of want to know how this story ends, if you don’t mind.” Sam opened the window the story was in, and ignoring his brother, he went back to reading.

“That stupid Inuyasha ate the candy! And he had a fight with Kagome and she ran home to her village in the well and now we’ll never see her or get candy and other treats from her village again!” Shippou wailed.

“Are you sure that bitch… I mean Kagome,"Jakotsu quickly amended when the little kit shifted in his arms like he was going to leave. “Didn’t start the fight? Maybe she just went home to get the candy ‘cause Inuyasha likes it. And I’m sure she’ll bring back a lot of it, since one of the others will probably tell her you’re upset and all…”

“Yeah…?”

Jakotsu nodded. “She’s always come back, ne?”

“Yeah…” Shippou brightened at the thought…


Sam continued reading the story. It had a simplistic plot, but the characters were so endearing that he did not mind. It did not take him long to finish it and when he had, he read the reviews. He had to admit, he agreed with most of them and like the latest reviewer, he hoped Shippou would eventually capture his Butterfly and make him his own…

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vexed_wench
Oct. 22nd, 2015 03:30 am (UTC)
Thanks Kira. I love it. This was a lot of fun. Wait till Sam find the crossover I wrote and you did the art for he will read about his play date with that very kitsune.


kiramaru7
Oct. 22nd, 2015 06:38 pm (UTC)
You're welcoem, Vexed. I'm sooo glad you like it! That would be awesome!! I bet that becomes his favorite story! :D
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