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Title: My Brüder’s Porn Collection
Characters: Prussia, Germany
Challenge: Holiday Winter Challenge - 31 Fics in 31 Days (Too Much)
Rating: OT
Summary: Prussia and Germany discuss Germany’s porn collection…
Author’s notes: Also written for Hentai Contest’s Hentai Holidays
Word count: 525

On the fourth day of Hentai Holidays, my true love gave to me some more porn for my collection…

Prussia stared at the shelves lining the walls, visibly impressed. “You know, West, I used to think there was such a thing as ‘too much’ porn, but now I’m not so sure. I think if someone could make porn out of it, you’ve got it here.”

“Well…” Germany started to say, his face beet red.

“You should be impressed! I see you’ve got everything, from written erotica, to cheesy VHS tapes, do you even still a VCR?” he asked, shaking his head at the look his brother shot him, “Why am I even asking of course you do.” He wandered around. “Hello! You’ve got the first Playboy ever issued?!”

“It was a birthday present from America.”

Prussia laughed. “Lucky duck! All I ever got from him was an ‘I heart NY’ mug.” He continued checking out his brother’s collection. “DVDs… burnt copies of your fave internet porn, hunh?” Prussia snorted in amusement. “OOH! And what’s this?” He picked up a book with a Rottweiler on the cover. He thumbed through the book, taking note of the pictures illustrating dog training and stopping when he came to a set of photos depicting two dogs in the act of mating “Are we into bestiality now, Brüderlein? Or is this some new perversion even France hasn’t heard of?”

Germany glared at him. “Give me that! I’ve been looking all over for this.”

“Yeah?" Prussia smirked as he handed the book to him.

“Yes! That’s my book on owning a Rottie, I was thinking of getting one if you must know. How it wound up in here, is beyond me.”

Prussia laughed.


“I might be partially to blame for that… You remember the day you were out and came home to find Itachen here?”

“Yeah…?” Germany was not sure he liked where this was heading.

“Well, Itachen found it and told me it was book on dog porn so I told him he’d better put it in here.”

“You let him in here?!”

“West, everyone knows you hold the world’s record for having the biggest porn collection, Itachen included, so relax.” Prussia rolled his eyes. “Anyway… I was wondering if you wanted to add to your collection…”

Germany, feeling himself getting hard, raised an eyebrow and said, “Go on, Brüder.”

“I thought maybe, you’d like it if I put on that frilly French maid costume I wore last year for Halloween and cleaned the house for you… I mean really cleaned the house. All you’d have to do is follow me around and shoot a video of it on your new camera. Just think about it, me in drag… cleaning your house… I’ll be cleaning, West,” he purred. “I’ll put on a pair of rubber gloves and scrub- West? Are you okay?” he asked when his brother let out a low moan.

Germany nodded as he felt a sticky warmth in his pants. “You can start by doing the laundry,” he said as he turned on heel and left the room, the sound of his brother’s laughter following him…


( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 24th, 2012 07:40 pm (UTC)
Haha, this was really cute. Loved the mention of VHS (god, I'm old!)
Dec. 24th, 2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
*blushes* Thank you! *laughs* Don't feel bad, in our basement is a stack of VHS tapes that we used to watch as kids. XD I bet if I looked hard enough (cleaned up the mess XD)I could even find the old player. ;p
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