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Cross-posted from DA

Title: To Steal a Kiss
Fandom: Hetalia
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Teutonic Knights (Prussia)/Hungary
Genres: bromance
Warnings: none
Word Count: 886
Summary: Teutonic Knights decides he likes kissing his best friend & rival, Hungary & tries to devise a way to do it without getting his head bashed in…
Author’s note: Thank you to my betas, Jen & Kat, for helping me steer this back in the right direction…
Author’s note 2: Since this takes place during the time Hungary thought she was a boy; I’ve referred to her as a “he”, since Teutonic Knights kind of believe her when she claimed to be one until he felt her chest, it made sense to me to do so.

Teutonic Knights sat on a mossy log with his best friend and mortal enemy, Hungary. They were relaxing after a minor scuffle, where neither one had the upper hand. Hot, tired, and covered in dirt, the little religious order sidled closer to the little country that he both loved and hated. Looking over at him, Teutonic Knights said softly, “Ummm…”

Hungary turned his head. I wonder what the dumbass wants now… He frowned, pursing his lips together in the cutest little pout Teutonic Knights had ever seen.

Throwing caution to the wind along with his common sense and a healthy dose of self preservation, Teutonic Knights leaned in and before either of them knew it, he had planted a big wet, sloppy kiss on Hungary’s mouth. Pulling back quickly when he realized what he was doing, Teutonic Knights was about to apologize when his friend’s face contorted in disgust.

“EWW!! Boys don’t kiss other boys, Asshole!” Hungary jumped to his feet and pushed the annoyance off the log.

Teutonic Knights landed on his head, followed by the rest of him. He saw stars swimming before his eyes as he was roughly pulled to his feet by a very angry Hungary. Teutonic Knights gingerly rubbed the back of his head and winced at the bump he felt along with the tongue lashing he was getting.

“I swear if you ever do that to me again, I’m going to kill you!!” Hungary shouted as he shook the hapless Teutonic Knights. “You hear me, Dumbass?!”

Teutonic Knights blinked dumbly at his friend. Even though he knew what he had done was wrong without his friend telling him, it somehow felt right when he kissed the raving lunatic that was shaking him to bits and screeching at him. He did not care if he was going to roast in the fires of hell for all of eternity; all Teutonic Knights knew was that he wanted to kiss Hungary again.

After the steam went out of his rant, Hungary let go of the blithering idiot. He bent and retrieved his bow and quiver of arrows, before stalking off, pausing every so often to spit as if the kiss had left a bad taste in his mouth. The only saving grace in the whole sorry affair was that no one except the two involved had witnessed it, so Hungary was able to put it out of his mind.

Teutonic Knights, however, was unable to forget how soft Hungary’s lips were and just how nice it felt kissing him. Even though he was armed with the knowledge that kissing his best friend and mortal enemy would hasten his own demise, Teutonic Knights spent all of his spare time, when he should have been praying for forgiveness, plotting how he was going to steal the next kiss. He figured if he was quick enough, he could steal a kiss or two, along with avoiding a good thrashing.

A few days later, Hungary, thinking the nuisance had learned his lesson, found him napping in the shade of a large oak tree, and decided to spend some time with him. Bending down he picked up a handful of acorns. “Hey, Dumbass!” he said as he threw one at Teutonic Knights.

Teutonic Knights jolted up out of a sound sleep. He blinked owlishly at his friend and rival when he sat down next to him. “Hi.” Teutonic Knights grinned, when he realized how close Hungary was to him. His friend was close enough to kiss, but he was also close enough to beat Teutonic Knights to a pulp too if he got his hands on him. So Teutonic Knights decided to bide his time and wait for the perfect opportunity.

“Wanna spar?” Hungary said.

“Uh, sure.” Teutonic Knight’s lip curled upwards in a smirk. They had sparred plenty of times in the past and they had gotten close enough to kiss plenty of times. Not only that, Teutonic Knights was good at avoiding the worst of Hungary’s punches and sword jabs. He rose to his feet and dusted off his butt, while Hungary did the same. Together, they walked over to the meadow and squared off against each other.

Sword held high, Hungary moved in for the “kill.” Teutonic Knights deftly parried the sword thrust at him and for a long, sweet minute, they were face to face and close enough to kiss. Not wanting to tip his hand, Teutonic Knights restrained himself; instead, flashing a cocky grin at his friend and rival. Hungary growled at him, and gritting his teeth, he pushed Teutonic Knights hard enough to break them apart. Anticipating that, Teutonic Knights remained on his feet. The two of them battled on, neither one getting the upper hand, but Teutonic Knights did get close enough to kiss the object of his desire several times, but he refrained from doing so.

Finding the time to be right, Teutonic Knights leaned in over their locked hilts and kissed Hungary. He had taken him so much by surprise that Hungary just stood there for several minutes blinking at him, before launching an all out attack. Anticipating that, Teutonic Knights laughed and moved deftly out of the way. He had not only got the kiss he had wanted to steal, but he had successfully avoided a beating too.


( 14 comments — Leave a comment )
May. 7th, 2014 01:02 pm (UTC)
Awww this was too cute. Prussia is such an adorable sneak. Great job!
May. 7th, 2014 07:19 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I know, right?! :D Thank you again! So glad you enjoyed it! :D
May. 8th, 2014 01:02 am (UTC)
You captured their personalities perfectly. ♥
May. 8th, 2014 03:05 am (UTC)
*blushes* Thanks! I LOVE those two, they are my fave het-Hetalia pairing! :D
May. 8th, 2014 03:24 am (UTC)
Ooh ♥ I somehow remembered wrongly that you preferred Austria X Hungary to Prussia x Hungary, and I assumed you were in a masochistic writing mood again. XD
May. 8th, 2014 03:41 am (UTC)
You remembered half right. XD I like the frying pangle & have no problems Pairings Prussia up with Hungary, Hungary up with Austria, & Austria up with Prussia. Sometimes I get the 3 of them to cooperate & get together as a group. ;p
May. 8th, 2014 03:45 am (UTC)
Ah, now that you mentioned it, I recall that you're one of the best writers for threesome scenes, especially AusPruHun and Ancient Greece x Ancient Rome x Germania. *giggling madly*
May. 8th, 2014 03:54 am (UTC)
*BLUSHES* Thank you, I try. XD I'm glad you like my three-some. :D
May. 8th, 2014 11:15 pm (UTC)
Adorable little chibi-country-territory-thingies! (Sorry, Prussia makes me want to string words together in awesome mash-ups of descriptions... lol)

God, this was adorable. I loved it :D
May. 9th, 2014 03:19 am (UTC)
Thanks! XD (*giggles* He does that at times to me too XD)

*blushes* thanks! I'm glad you liked it! I had a lot fun playing with those two. As much fun as their older selves are, their lil chibi ones as even more fun! :D
May. 17th, 2014 06:23 pm (UTC)
Its so cute, Kira.
May. 19th, 2014 12:15 am (UTC)
Thanks, Kat! <3
May. 22nd, 2014 06:49 pm (UTC)
You're welcome, Kira!<3
May. 22nd, 2014 06:59 pm (UTC)
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