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Cross-posted from Hentai Contest


Title: Soma’s Morning After…
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Soma/Agni
Genres: slice of life
Warnings: none
Word Count: 666
Summary: Soma wakes up feeling sick after a night of drunken debauchery…
Author’s note: Thanks to my beta, Jen, for looking this over for me.
Author’s note 2: Lady Shitala is the Hindu goddess of sickness…

Soma woke up feeling like death warmed over. His mouth was dry as the sands of Rajasthan; like he had eaten cotton wool, and his head felt like the old matriarch of his father’s herd of elephants was dancing on his head. Cracking open his eyes, he groaned as that made his headache worse and he slowly sat up. Soma swung his feet out of bed and stood up. He shuffled over to the chamber pot, and finding it full, he left his room for the water closet down the hall.

He entered it and emptied his full bladder. Afterwards, he washed up. Feeling slightly better, he decided to go downstairs and find Agni so that he could tell him his tale of woe. Soma left the bathroom and headed down the hall towards the staircase. He gingerly made his way down the stairs as each step jarred head and if his throat was not so parched, he would have simply sat down on them and bellowed for his beloved khansama. Somehow, he managed to reach the main floor of the townhouse without dying, much to his amazement. Soma shuffled down the hall to the kitchen.

Agni was in the kitchen, preparing his beloved prince’s breakfast. Having wasted his former life drinking and carousing in various brothels, Agni was no stranger to a hangover and he suspected Soma would have one. So he prepared a simple, bland English breakfast of toast and jam, and a pot of tea that Chef Bardroy had recommended. Getting out a tray, he was busy arranging the food on it, when Soma entered the kitchen.

“Agni…” he croaked.

“My Prince?” Agni did his best to suppress his smile. Judging by the look of him, Agni was sure his beloved prince was suffering from a hangover. He sent up a prayer to the Lady Shitala to ward off any sickness, and one to the Lady Kali to watch over Soma.

“I want to die,” Soma whined. “My head is killing me.”

“I told you last night not to drink so much brandy.”

“I know…” The prince pouted. “But we were having fun, pretending we were back in India, and doing those things you used to do in your previous life.”

Agni laughed as he recalled last night’s drunken debauchery. “Well, you did want a reminder of my former life.”

Soma, however, was not amused.

“My Prince, waking up feeling much as I suspect you do now, is what I used to do in my previous life. It’s not a pleasant feeling, but I believe that it is the price one must pay for consuming too much strong drink.”

Soma sighed. “I suppose so…”

“And, my Prince, I have the feeling English spirits are stronger than rice beer, and I believe it is my failing as your khansama that has gotten you in such a state.”

“No, Agni, it is my fault; you didn’t force me to drink so much.”

“I could have stopped you…”

Soma shrugged. “Enough! Instead of assigning blame, I need you to fix my sore head, my rebellious stomach, and my dry mouth!” Folding his arms across his chest, he glared.

“As my Prince commands, so shall it be!” Agni pressed his palms together and bowed his head. “Come, I have a very good English breakfast that according to Chef Baldroy is good for what ails you.”


Agni nodded. “Would you like to eat here or the dining room?”

“Here is fine.”

Agni pushed the tray towards his beloved, poured a cup of tea for him, and went to get a chair for him to sit on. While he was in the pantry getting it, Soma picked at the toast. It was dry and hard to swallow, so he washed it down with a mouthful of tea. It was not bad and by the time Agni had come back with the chair, Soma was beginning to feel better.

“Thanks, Agni. I feel better now.”

“You’re welcome, my Prince.”


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 17th, 2014 02:41 am (UTC)
Awww poor Soma.

Enjoyed it.
Aug. 17th, 2014 03:03 am (UTC)
Yeah... XD

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it! :D
Aug. 17th, 2014 03:11 am (UTC)
I did
Aug. 17th, 2014 04:09 am (UTC)
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