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Cross-posted from Hentai Contest

Title: Io Saturnalia
Rating: OT
Author: kira
Chars/Pairs: Germania, Roma
Genres: Fluffy romance
Warnings: none
Word Count: 640
Summary: Roma & Germania celebrate Saturnalia…
Author’s note: Thanks to Kat for all her help this old Roman holiday. I also did a bit of research on my own & found some somewhat contradictory things, but all in all, I’d say those Romans knew how to party. *winks*

For Kat … Happy Holidays!

Germania put the finishing touches on the small pine tree in his front yard. He stood back to admire his handiwork, hurrying over to adjust a bit of greenery that hung over the doorway to his house. All that was left to do was pop the food in the oven and wait for his guests to arrive. He groaned softly when the sound of someone singing very loudly and off-key could be heard. Recognizing the voice, he briefly entertained the thought of ducking inside, but figuring that would only delay the inevitable; he turned to great his guest.

“Io Saturnalia!”Roma cried as he swayed drunkenly on his feet. He hiccupped a few times too for good measure.

Germania blinked. “Io what?” he said as he stood there wondering why his friend was wearing nothing but a funny looking pointed hat and a pair of sandals.

“Io Saturnalia!” Roma repeated. He lurched forward. “Let’s *hic* dance!” he cried as he linked his arm with Germania and skipped forwards.

“No!” Germania refused to be drawn into his friend’s nonsense.”How much have you’ve been drinking? And where in Woden’s name are your clothes?”

“Enough… it’s Saturnalia, my friend, *hic* a time to celebrate by throwing off one’s toga and drinking and singing and partying… *hic*And ummm…” He removed his odd shaped hat, pulling a small box out of it. “Here… Io Saturnalia!”

“Ummm… Let’s go inside.” Germania dragged him into his house, shutting the door behind them. “And thanks… I have something for you too.” Taking the box with him, he headed towards his bedroom, where he not only had the gift for his friend, but a spare tunic for him to wear.

Roma drunkenly followed behind him. He thought Germania looked tasty in that new green tunic of his, although he felt his friend looked tasty no matter what he was wearing… or not. So caught up in fantasies, that he never saw the tunic that came flying at him until it hit him in the head. “For me?” he giggled.

Germania sighed. “In a manner of speaking, yes.”

“Why don’t you just take yours off?”

“Because I don’t want to.” Germania looked in his clothes chest and took out a small box. He turned to give it to his friend. “Uh…” he resisted the urge to cover his face with his hand as his friend was struggling to get dressed. “Anyway…” He reached over to pull the tunic away from Roma before he ripped it. “Io Saturnalia.” He handed Roma a box roughly the same size as the one he got from him.

“Io Saturnalia!” Roma chuckled. “I knew you’d like this holiday!”

“Open it.” Germania opened his box and looked inside. A faint smile briefly tugged the corners of his mouth upwards.

Roma had also opened his box and looked inside. He pulled out a small penis-shaped amulet and laughed. It seemed they both had had the same idea when it came to the small gag they gave each other to mark the occasion. He grinned at his friend.

“Io Saturnalia!” they chorused as they held onto each other and laughed.

Roma waggled his eyebrows at his friend. “You wanna?”

“If we do, I guess this means I’m doing all the work.”

Roma nodded, instantly regretting it as the room started to spin. “Yeah…” he hiccupped as he flopped down on the bed.

Germania pulled his tunic over his head. He was about to remove his leggings, when he realized it was suspiciously quiet, except for something that sounded suspiciously like a snore. He turned around and saw his friend sprawled out on the bed, snoring peacefully. Making a little sound of disgust tempered by disappointment, he pulled his tunic back on.

“Io Saturnalia, my friend…” he said as he left the room to let his friend sleep it off.


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Dec. 27th, 2014 12:34 am (UTC)
*HUG* Thanks, Kira! It's great!
Dec. 27th, 2014 01:21 am (UTC)
You're welcoem, Kat!! *huggles* I'm sooo glad you liked it!! :D

Thanks! :D
Dec. 27th, 2014 07:28 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. ^_^
Dec. 27th, 2014 10:16 pm (UTC)
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