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Halloween Bingo 9

Title: The Barbarians
Prompt: Fantasy Movie Barbarians
Fandom: Original
Characters: Bernd, Amber, James, Didi, and Tino
Word count: 357
Rating: PG13
Summary: The guys dress up as barbarians and model their costumes for Amber, while trying to get her to be a barbarian too…
Author’s note: Thanks to my beta Kat for pinking this for me. Please note that Amber and James belong to her.

The four of them stood there, looking like extras from Conan the Barbarian. Or at least they liked to think so. The tall blond could have easily played the title character. At sixteen, he was nicely built and looked much older than he was. His older brother, a scrawny, pink haired, little thing, looked more like a reject form a campy remake of the movie, while the tall one with the listing blue Mohawk, could have been in either movie, as he was nicely built. Their remaining fellow barbarian was very slender and looked much younger than the others, even though he was roughly the same age as the tall blond. They went in search of tall one’s twin.

Amber took one look at them and burst out laughing. “What are you numbnuts supposed to be?”

“We’re barbarians!”

“I see,” Amber chortled.

“I thought you’d like to be one too, so we made you an outfit too.”

“Yeah?” Amber was not sure if she wanted to see it or not. They were invited to Denis’ Halloween party and she planned on going as a zombie. “It’s not a fake fur and leather bikini, is it? Because there’s no way I’m wearing something like that to his party.” She had no desire to stand around listening to Denis hit on her, nor did she feel like putting up with Luigi’s lechery. “I’m going to be a zombie.”

“What about a zombie barbarian girl?”

“Do I look like I want to be a zombie barbarian girl?” Amber gave him a look that said he had better not say “yes.”

“Well, uh…” Bernd started.

Amber stared at him.

“… no?”

She beamed at him. “Good boy!” She playfully patted him on the head.

“Hey, Amber?”


“Think I could be a zombie too?” Bernd said.

“If you want,” Amber said.

“Fuck you! I’m going to be the best barbarian ever!” James declared. He was annoyed with Bernd for suddenly changing his mind about his choice of a costume just because his sister wanted to be something else, when they all had agreed to be barbarians.

“Yeah?” Bernd said. He wondered if he should be a zombie barbarian and keep them both happy.

“Keep telling yourself that, Numbnuts!” Amber said to James.

“If you don’t want to be a barbarian, Didi, we can dress up like something else,” Tino said. “Maybe elves or something. Or you could be Robin Hood and I can be Maid Marion…”

“Yeah…” Didi said as the two of them headed back to his room to change.

“So, it’ll be a fun party, right?” Bernd said, hoping to quell the fight brewing between the twins.

Amber nodded; even though she had a feeling it would be lame like all of Denis’ parties. They were all just an excuse to try and have everyone get drunk and naked. However, she knew Bernd and James loved them. And that was the only reason why she was going in the first place.

“I guess we might as well get changed,” James said. “Come on, Prissy.”

“Yeah.” Bernd looked at Amber. “We’ll be right back.”

“Wait!” Amber took out her phone. “I want a picture.”

James and Bernd looked at each other and grinned. They did their best barbarian poses while Amber snapped a few pictures. When she had enough they headed back up to Bernd’s room to change…


( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
Nov. 28th, 2015 05:07 pm (UTC)

I'm not sure Amber has thought this through. If she can pull together a barbarian outfit that's not a bunny fur bikini then she can go to the party with multiple sharp pointy things to use to fend off this Denis guy.
Nov. 28th, 2015 07:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :D

*laughs* Yeah, but she'd rather be a zombie. (It's more her style ;p)
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