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Cross-posted from Big Pretzel

Title: Channel Surfing
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, mention of Sam & Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel decided to revisit TV-land with the Winchesters…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



Gabriel chuckled almost maniacally to himself as he recalled the fun he had had with the Winchesters. Those two really made it too easy sometimes and he never tired of teasing the hell out of them. Since sticking them in “TV-land” was so much fun the first time around, he decided to do it again. After all, TV was full of reruns.

“I’m a super genius, or are I?” Gabriel grinned. “TV-land it is!!” He rubbed his hands together like a comic book super villain. Grabbing the remote, he channel surfed until he found an interesting program. “Awesomeness!” he chuckled.


Title: Au Natural
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word count: 135 (sorry, I went a lil over. XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel has the boys join him on a nature show…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!




Gabriel stood in jungle clearing. Pitching his voice in a David Attenborough like stage whisper, he spoke at length about some tribe living there. Dean, who happened to be channel surfing at the time, paused to watch. Gabe knew he was trying to figure out why the host of some silly nature program looked familiar. He knew he had Dean hooked when a buxom brunette, who was wearing nothing more than a tan and a smile, walked past him. When Dean called Sam over to watch as several more attractive beauties sauntered by, Gabriel had the camera zoom in on him.

“And now, what we all came here to see - hardcore nudity!” The Trickster snapped his fingers and the Winchesters appeared, wearing nothing more than matching startled expressions that morphed into angry ones.

“GABRIEL!!”


Title: We’re Not in Narnia Anymore
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word count: 152 (Wow! A drabble & a ½ XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel wants to know what the boys see in his mysterious closet…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



The Trickster grinned and reaching out, he opened a nonexistent door in the jungle and stepped through it, the naked Winchester brothers hot on his heels. The brothers were relieved to find they had their clothes back, although, they were not what they had been originally wearing. Dean mentally shook his head at the sight of his brother dressed like an English school girl circa 1940-something. Looking down at his own outfit, Dean thought he looked like a more badassed version of Angus Young. Just as he was about to rock out to some AC/DC in head, the Trickster cleared his throat.

“What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?” Gabriel waved his hand in the general direction of the Winchesters, who turned as one to see an open closet door behind them.

“Well?”

Before either of them could answer, the Trickster snapped his fingers. “Time for a commercial break!”



Title: And Now for a Word from Our Sponsor
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word count: 120 (sorry, I’m over again. XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel zaps the boys into a Japanese dish soap commercial…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



“What the hell?” Dean said. One minute it looked like they were on one of those snooty English shows that Sammy liked to watch on PBS, the next they were in some weird-assed cartoon. “Sammy, why are we dressed like maids?”

“I think we’re in some anime show.”

“I thought this was supposed to be a commercial break or something?” Dean said as Gabriel danced over to them, singing in Japanese.

“For lucky best wash use Mr. Sparkle. He banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts!”

Dean had to admit to admit, the Trickster looked great in his gold, sparkly samurai get-up. That was until he and his brother found themselves surrounded by a mountain of dirty dishes.



Title: Namaste
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word count: 212 (A double drabble plus twelve. XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Sam hosts a yoga show…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



Sammy took a deep breath and opened his eyes. “Namaste,” he said as he brought his hands together and bowed his head for the traditional Indian greeting. “I’m Guru Sammigheeta Bhagwan and welcome to ‘Yoga and You.’ Today we’re going to learn how to do a downward facing dog.”

“What the hell, Sammy?! You’re not a guru or even Indian for that matter!” Dean said from where he sat off to the side on a yoga mat.

“I know, Dean,” Sam said. He stood up and proceeded to tell his television audience how to do it, followed by a demonstration.

“He moves like water, eh?” said Gabriel, who was also sitting on a yoga mat. “Very graceful.”

Dean rolled his eyes. His angry retort was cut off by Sam, who hissed at him to get into position. Dean groaned and did what he was told. He tried hard not to yelp when Sam gently pulled his hips upwards. “Damn! This hurts, Sammy!”

Over on his mat, Gabriel did a perfect downward facing dog. “Pain is the cleanser, pain is the cleanser,” he murmured to himself as if it was some sort of mantra. “Pain is the cleanser, pain is the cleanser!” Having had enough of this nonsense, Gabriel went “channel surfing” again.



Title: Zombie Clowns
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: PG13 for implied gore
Word count: 194 (nearly a double drabble. XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Thanks to Gabriel, Sam’s worst nightmare is now a horror movie…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



The Winchesters found themselves holed up in an abandoned house. It was dark, dank, and they could just make out the sound of approaching zombies. As much as this felt like they were on a case, there was something off about it.

“How much longer do we need to stay awake?” A blonde, that turned out to be the Trickster said.

“How the hell should I know?” Dean groused. “It’s your stupid whatever-the-hell-this-is!” He fought back a yawn. “Damn it! I’m tired of this in more ways than one!”

“We’ve been awake for thirty six hours,” Sam said. He yawned. “Maybe we can sleep in shifts.”

“Maybe,” Dean said. “What’s out there?”

“Zombie… clowns,” Gabriel said. He liked the look of pure terror on Sam’s face.

“Yeah! We’re in a horror movie, if you doofuses haven’t figured that out yet.”

“Great!” Dean glared at him.

This was proving to be Sam’s worst nightmare. He watched as one by one, his brother and the Trickster fell to the zombies. Lucky for him, just as the clown grabbed him and he cried, “Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me,” the scene faded to black and the credits rolled.



Title: Supper Nannies
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: PG for drunken nanny-ness
Word count: 176 (Sorry, I’m over XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: The boys do a commercial for Super Nannies…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



Sam woke with a start. He and Dean were dressed like Mary Poppins as they stood off to the side. “Tired of nannies that lie around, doing nothing?” he said as the camera panned away from him to a scene of the Trickster lying on the sofa, with a young boy, who looked suspiciously like a kid version of Castiel.

The kid poked the Trickster. “You're like my mommy after her box of wine.”

Gabriel let out a loud snore in reply. That apparently was Dean’s cue.

“Tired of entrusting your precious little ones to just any old nanny?” Dean flashed his trademark smile.

Sam mentally shook his head and smiled as well until Dean elbowed him in the ribs. “Well, we have the solution for you,” he found himself saying.

“Supper Nannies!” Dean beamed at the camera.

“Yes, we here at Super Nannies will take care of your little darlings as if they were our own! Our nannies are all licensed childcare professionals with years of experience!”

“So call 1-800-555-9083 for all your nanny needs!”



Title: Ninja Chef International
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word count: 144 (Over again ^^;)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel and the boys star in Ninja Chef International…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



After what felt like being bounced from TV show to TV show, Dean found himself pitted against Sam on an Iron Chef like program. The Trickster as usual was there, and this time, he was playing the part of host.

“Tonight, on this episode of Ninja Chef International, we have a grueling chef-off featuring chef Dean Winchester of Turkducken Gutbusters verses his brother, Sam Winchester of Saintly Salads! It’ll be a battle royal in the Kitchen Arena! Tonight’s cook off is themed ‘Sweet, nourishing gruel!’” he cried to a round of thunderous applause from the audience. “Our super secret special ingredient is… squid ink!”

“You’ve got to be kidding me…” Dean said as he raced past Sam to get to the giant fridge that was stocked with random food items.

“Tell me about it!” Sam said as he prepared to win the cook off.



Title: Dr. Sexy, MD
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: mention of Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: PG 13 for implied naughtiness
Word count: 177 (OOPS! I went over XD)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel decided to revisit TV-land with the Winchesters…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



The next thing the Winchesters knew, they were on the set of Dean’s favorite show, Dr. Sexy, MD. This time, instead Gabriel disguising himself as the good doctor, Dean was cast in that role and the Trickster was nowhere to be found. Sam rolled his eyes while his brother lived out all his fantasies about the show. It was bad enough they had to spew cheesy dialogue at each other and the rest of the cast. The real kicker was the busty Asian beauty with a paper cut. Apparently, no one but Dr. Sexy himself could cure her. Just when Sam was about to suggest some antibiotic ointment and a band-aid, she uttered a line that made Dean go “schwing!”

“You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?”

Dean flashed his trademark smile at her. “Well, uh… How about I give you a sponge bath while we discuss your treatment.”

“Anything you say, Dr. Shepherd…”

Sam closed his eyes and wondered if it was possible to actually get sick on a medical show. Sponge bath indeed!



Title: Nighttime Soap
Author: kira
Genre: slice of life
Characters: Gabriel, Sam, Dean
Pairing: none
Rating: PG 13 for implied naughtiness
Word count: 150 (Another drabble & a ½)
Warning/Spoilers: none
Summary: Gabriel watches the Winchesters on a nighttime soap opera…
Author’s Note: Please note this was unbetaed, so any mistakes therein are my own.
Author’s note 2: This was done as a fun challenge between friends as well as for DEW
Disclaimer: Don’t own Supernatural; wish I did!



Getting bored with channel surfing, Gabriel finally settled on a nighttime soap opera. The Winchesters were cast as old money playboy brothers. They were at some boring cocktail party, mingling with the guests, when a brunette beauty walked in and flirted up a storm with Dean. Things were pretty interesting as the girl in question was Sam’s super secret crush and all Dean cared about was getting in her pants. It made for some high drama as angsty looks battled with smug ones. Things finally came to a head when Dean pulled his brother aside to speak to him.

“I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!” He winked.

Gabriel laughed himself silly, totally missing Sam’s reply. Besides, he had had enough fun for one night. Pointing the remote at the TV, he switched it off.

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