?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

ROFL

I found this link in tasukigirl78's journal, http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ and decided to give it a try... it's crack!alicious!! :D

Wantonly tripping is what came out when I tried it... XD Crack!Yaoi... ROFL!!!



Wantonly Tripping

Ban tripped along questioningly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Jak, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a horse hopping along, carrying a flower in its mouth.

Ban was almost in the futon when he came across a rosey cake, lying alone on a feminine plate. "That must be a treat from my beautiful bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sweet, so he ate it.

It gave him the most soft tingling sensation in his lips. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Jak.

When Jak came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Ban cried huskily.

"Your cheek! And your member!" Jak said. "They're muscular! Can't you feel it?"

Ban felt his cheek and his member. They were indeed quite muscular. "Oh, no!" Ban said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that rosey cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Jak said. "I got you a tatami mat. It must have been that hard man who lives nearby. He acts a little impishly, ever since he slept a futon."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ban sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Jak said lovingly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your cheek is really glistening like that."

"Really?" Ban dried her tears. Ban kissed Jak and it was an entirely lean sensation, liek the moon that shines high above the lake.

They spent the night having entirely lean sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

Tags:

Comments

( 45 comments — Leave a comment )
tasukigirl78
Dec. 30th, 2008 04:35 am (UTC)
I love the dabble maker it comes up with crackiest stuff. This is so awesome XD
kiramaru7
Dec. 30th, 2008 04:59 am (UTC)
Me too! Thanks for the link to to it! I've been playing with it for a while & I've got such insane crack! out of it. I'll post them all later.

Thanks! XD
peachmomoko
Dec. 30th, 2008 05:54 am (UTC)
This was very full of crack!

Mine didn't work out quite so well though...


Kagome sipped swarthily at her drink and stood marvellous behind a shoe horn. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel soluble and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how static her nipple got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Kagome knew very well why she was at the party: to see Sango.

Ah, Sango. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her awed clit made Kagome's heart beat like a purring cat that digs its claws in you to get comfortable despite your own pain.

But tonight everyone was masked. Kagome peered snarkily through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Sango. There, she thought, the woman over by the ceiling fan, the effervescent one with the dog mask. It had to be Sango. No one else could look so sad, even in a dog mask.

She began to walk Kagome's way and Kagome started to panic. What if she actually talked to Kagome?

Sango came right up to Kagome and Kagome thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Sango said tiredly. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the ping pong ball," Kagome said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so ingratiating.

Just then, a resiliant voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Kagome's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Sango might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Sango swept Kagome into her arms, bent her in a tree, and kissed Kagome peterbedly, slipping her the tongue and groping her ass.

Kagome could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out truthfully and pulled Sango's mask off her face. It was Sango! "I knew it was you," Kagome said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Sango said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Kagome watched her go. She would be right back, Kagome was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.
kiramaru7
Dec. 30th, 2008 01:29 pm (UTC)
Not as crack!y as Ban & Jak but still cute! You know if you kept refreshing the page, you get different stories. ;p I've got a folder full of crack! on my comp, although I didn't get thsi story. ;p Try it again, Peach & see comes up! :D
(no subject) - peachmomoko - Dec. 30th, 2008 09:44 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 30th, 2008 09:48 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - peachmomoko - Dec. 30th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 30th, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC) - Expand
cheshirejin
Dec. 30th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
Another drabble from that site
The characters are from Bleach if you don't recognize them, it is ok. (kira, it is shampoo boy and the red head with the hair clips)

I'm Dreaming Of An Unusual Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Uryuu sat forcefully in bed, sipping eccentric eggnog.

He looked at the huge tree hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Orihime had hung it there, just before they looked at each other roughly and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's breasts.

If only I hadn't been so ditsy, Uryuu thought, pouring a nauseating amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Orihime might not have got so sparkling and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a happy tear and held his ass in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an evil voice lifted excitedly up in song.

I'm dreaming of an unusual Christmas

Just like robin hood but dressed much better.


Uryuu ran to the door. It was Orihime, looking bouncy all over with snow.

"I missed you happily," Orihime said. "And I wanted to kiss your breasts again."

Uryuu hugged Orihime and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Orihime said.

"I think so too," Uryuu said and they kissed each other's breasts until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted cat crotch and lived sweetly until Uryuu got drunk again.

kiramaru7
Dec. 30th, 2008 05:54 pm (UTC)
Re: Another drabble from that site
Roasted cat crotch! My favorite! *laughs*

I just love this acid tripping carackilicious fic generator thingy!! :D
inuhanyounikkie
Dec. 31st, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Another drabble from that site
LMAO!! Pricless!! *sniffles* poor kitties...
Re: Another drabble from that site - kiramaru7 - Jan. 1st, 2009 04:18 am (UTC) - Expand
cheshirejin
Dec. 30th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
This one was random crack
Furuba Ayame x Hatori


The Battle For The Moon

Under a bush, Ayame danced his moon. He had been busy with the moon for hours and now wanted nothing more than a red cuddle or a fluffy massage from his lover Hatori.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his huge Hatori appeared at the door, grinning rabidly.

"Put down the moon," Hatori said eccentricly. "Unless you want me to rant that moon on your eyes."

Ayame put down the moon. He was hairy. He had never seen Hatori so loud before and it made him powdery.

Hatori picked up the moon, then withdrew a spatula from his crotch. "Don't be so hairy," Hatori said with a loud grimace. "A snake bit my lips this morning, and everything became little. Now with this moon and this spatula I can eccentricly rule the world!"

Ayame clutched his delicate lips sullenly. This was his lover, his huge Hatori, now staring at him with a loud crotch.

"Fight it!" Ayame shouted. "The snake just wants the moon for his own huge devices! He doesn't love you, not the red way I do!"

Ayame could see Hatori trembling sullenly. Ayame reached out his eyes and touched Hatori's crotch eccentricly. He was huge, so huge, but he knew only his delicate love for Hatori would break the snake's spell.

Sure enough, Hatori dropped the moon with a thunk. "Oh, Ayame," he squealed. "I'm so red, can you ever forgive me?"

But Ayame had already moved under a bush. Like a mote of dust dancing in an insanely happy whirlwind., he pressed his eyes into Hatori's crotch. And as they fell together in a little fit of love, the moon lay on the floor, powdery and forgotten.
kiramaru7
Dec. 30th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
Re: This one was random crack
YAY!! More crack!!

"So waht are we going to do tonight, Pinky?"

"Hatori picked up the moon, then withdrew a spatula from his crotch. 'Don't be so hairy,' Hatori said with a loud grimace. 'A snake bit my lips this morning, and everything became little. Now with this moon and this spatula I can eccentricly rule the world!' NARF!"

;p
Re: This one was random crack - cheshirejin - Dec. 30th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC) - Expand
Re: This one was random crack - kiramaru7 - Dec. 30th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC) - Expand
inuhanyounikkie
Dec. 31st, 2008 10:02 am (UTC)
oh my! *is giggling madly!!* I so gotta try it!! All up my alleyway!! that is IF that page ever loads!!
kiramaru7
Dec. 31st, 2008 01:24 pm (UTC)
I know! It's good clean or almost clean ;p fun! XD

I have no idea why it wouldn't load yesterday... I hope we didn't break it! ;p *laughs*
kiramaru7
Dec. 31st, 2008 01:25 pm (UTC)
Reply part 2...

if you do get in there, please post your fave or favorites here! I'd love to read it! :D
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:07 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 11:53 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Jan. 1st, 2009 04:15 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - cheshirejin - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:15 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - cheshirejin - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:19 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 11:52 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Jan. 1st, 2009 04:12 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Jan. 1st, 2009 04:14 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:32 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:36 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Jan. 1st, 2009 04:10 am (UTC) - Expand
inuhanyounikkie
Dec. 31st, 2008 09:49 pm (UTC)
I got it to work finally!!

Here we are!

To Quickly Licking

InuYasha and Kagome were celebrating a mammoth Valentine's Day together. InuYasha had cooked an iridescent dinner and they ate against a tree by candlelight.

"My darling," Kagome said, stroking InuYasha's dog-ears, "I have something for you." She gave a box to InuYasha. "It is but a doggie-style token of my glompage love."

InuYasha opened the box. Inside was a Nurp crack!fic! He gazed at it seductively. Then he gazed at Kagome seductively. "It's cooing," InuYasha said. "Come here and let me licking you."

Just then, a curved crone sprang out of hiding and cackled She is the love of my life. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a long voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Kagome read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other boldly as the crone cackled some more. InuYasha's nipple began to tremble. Then Kagome shrugged, pulled out a warrior, and hit the crone on her cock. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" InuYasha said and kissed Kagome kissingly. "This is a furry Valentine's Day!"

They humping burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they licked each other all night long.
kiramaru7
Dec. 31st, 2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
YAY!

Taht was so cute!!

"My darling," Kagome said, stroking InuYasha's dog-ears, "I have something for you." She gave a box to InuYasha. "It is but a doggie-style token of my glompage love." I love those lines!!

Thanks for sharing!! :D (And happy new year!!)
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:31 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Dec. 31st, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - inuhanyounikkie - Jan. 1st, 2009 12:00 am (UTC) - Expand
(no subject) - kiramaru7 - Jan. 1st, 2009 04:19 am (UTC) - Expand
kiramaru7
Dec. 31st, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
more crack!
The Sunny Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Conrad and Yozak went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Conrad hit Yozak in his cock with a big gorgeous iceball. It hurt a lot, but Conrad kissed it passionately and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really magical snow man!" Conrad said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Yozak said. "That would be more handsome and politically correct."

"I know," Conrad said. "We can make a snow bee bear. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up lewdly and made a lithe snow bee bear. Conrad put on a garter belt for the thigh. The bee bear was almost as big as Yozak.

"It looks strong," Conrad said softly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Yozak said and held up a sparkly bra. "I found this under the stars." He put the bra onto the bee bear's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the bee bear, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a moonbeam floating on warm summer's night breeze.

Yozak screamed deadly and ran but the snow bee bear chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow bee bear farted him huskily.

"Nobody does that to my little Pale Panties," Conrad screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow bee bear through the biscep. It fell down and Conrad kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Yozak said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The bra lay in the yard until a muscular child picked it up and took it home.
( 45 comments — Leave a comment )

Profile

chibi!Prussia2
kiramaru7
the Duchess of Crack! and the Queen of Fluff

Latest Month

April 2018
S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
2930     

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow